A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!"
So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other.
"Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!"
"You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have," the guy says.
"Oh my God," says the bartender, "What do you have?"
"50 cents."
Erica is my best friend. She is tall, red-haired and beautiful girl. She is 23. She dresses very chic and she is addicted to fashion. She likes designers like: Ralph Lauren, Emilio Pucci and John Galliano. She thinks that the little black dress is the most essential piece of clothing in a woman's closet. I can't agree more. She has many hobbies and most of them are quite expensive. She likes to collect designer bags and she has over 50 of them.
Erica works for the Elle magazine, where she'...
Sara was in love with a guy named Nick. He was her boyfriend and they were together for ages. One day, Sara told Nick that she has to go to university in London because she got scholarship from Cambridge University. Nick was happy about Sara but at the same time sad, because she would be miles away from him. In a meanwhile, Sara got an idea and said: ‘Why don`t you come with me in London?’ ‘You`ll get job, I`ll study and we`ll be so happy together’. Nick liked Sara`s idea and after a week the...
While I was sleeping a loud noise woke me up in the middle of the night. I was standing in my room and waiting for someone to come and tell me what was going on. But there was no one. Everything was dark. I wondered: ”Where are my parents?” but I didn’t get the answer. I opened the door and went out of my flat. The voice was calling me, he spoke my name .While I was going down stairs, I heard the voice near me. I went out of my building, in the park.
The weather was freezing and foggy. Sudde...
Hannah glanced anxiously at her watch. It was 11.54 pm and the night train for Bangalore was leaving in 6 minutes. She peered along the dimly-lit platform, searching for a familiar figure in faded jeans, carrying a well-worn rucksack. But the station was deserted, apart from a tired-looking porter shuffling around aimlessly and smoking a cigarette. She thought back to her conversation earlier that day, perhaps he’d been serious after all? They’d argued many times during their 3-month trip and...
















